I’ve been getting lots of submissions lately. It’s amazing to see how haiku can be so similar and yet so different. For instance, here is one I wrote:

Glorious liquid
Drunk with wild abandon
Now I pray and pay

Written by Captain Hops.

Of course others may prefer to take the more direct approach with the same theme:

Man, I enjoy beer.
Except when it makes me puke.
Then I feel like crap.

Contributed by Tickles Tapeworm.

Ah the Haiku… short but versatile!