July
20
2009

Faux Pas

That joke from last night
Is even less funny now
Than when you told it.

Written by Captain Hops.

Thing of the Day: The Faux Pas Survival Guide: The Fine Art of Removing Your Foot from Your Mouth

April
14
2009

Chain of Events

The night seemed over
Then opportunity knocked
Now I’m in Vegas

Written by Captain Hops.

Thing of the Day: Elvis Viva Las Vegas Head Knocker