December
18
2009

Snow in Maryland

Others purchase milk
But I load up on brewskies
For the coming storm

Written by Captain Hops.

References: In Maryland when they call for snow, the populace freaks out and stocks up on milk and toilet paper. Grocery stores are an absolute mob scene. It’s important to have your priorities straight.

Thing of the day: Toro 38361 Power Shovel 7.5 Amp Electric Snow Thrower

July
6
2008

Priorities

Quickly drinking beer
As the milk and meat spoil
The fridge is busted

Written by Captain Hops

Thing of the Day: Frigidaire FRS6LE5HSB 26.0 Cu.Ft. Side-by-Side Refrigerator

December
25
2005

Hmmm…

Milk and cookies sit
untouched by ole Santa Claus
but the beer is gone?!

Merry Christmas!

Written by Captain Hops.