August
1
2008

The Money Pit

It looks innocent
But this house keeps stealing my
precious beer money

Written by Captain Hops

References: Ah, the joys of home ownership. I’ve just replaced/repaired the third major appliance in three months. I would love to be participating in The Session this month, but I’ve got no special bottles of beer sitting around and no way to justify buying some. Don’t you feel sorry for me?
Thing of the Day: The Money Pit (1986)

April
17
2008

So Many Signatures

A beer on the deck
Of my brand new house. To sooth
My aching fingers

Written by Captain Hops.

Thing of the Day: National Lampoon’s Animal House (Widescreen Double Secret Probation Edition)

March
12
2008

Buyers Remorse

Buying a new house
A stressful endeavor and
No cash left for beer

Written by Captain Hops.

Thing of the Day: The First-Time Homeowner’s Handbook: A Complete Guide and Workbook for the First-Time Home Buyer (Book & CD-ROM)