May
1
2010

Hey Bartender!

Trying to flag down
The underwhelmed bartender
Shouldn’t be this hard

Written by Captain Hops.

Thing of the day: Classic Pewter Tankard w/ Georgian Scroll Handle

April
5
2010

Dog Fight

Drinking and flying
Is much harder than it looks.
The shooting’s tough too.

Written by Captain Hops.

Thing of the day: Spinmaster Air Hogs Battling Havoc R/C Helicopters

November
15
2009

Mixed Emotions

After a hard day
Should I be grateful or mad
To find the last beer

Written by Captain Hops.

Thing of the day: Carl Orff: Carmina Burana

October
8
2008

Porter

Sweet dark porter
The times are hard, the air cold
Carry me away

Written by Captain Hops.

References: Flying Dog Gonzo Imperial Porter
Thing of the Day: Pirate Beer Mug

May
13
2008

This Modern World

beer blogging is hard
when you don’t have internet
or a place for beer

Written by Captain Hops.

References: Moving sucks, but now it is almost over. We are completely out of the old house and completely into the new house. We now have telephone, television, and internet. There is now beer in the fridge. I can work from my home office again. Boy was that hard, but things are finally looking good.

However, now I am going to Indiana for a long weekend. I need submissions of 4 haiku to get me over the hump. Please submit your haiku today and see your name in pixels on the preeminent beer haiku site on the interweb! Keep them positive, I could use some uplifting thoughts after my ordeal and it would really help me out. Thanks.
Thing of the Day: Gene Autry Collection – Back in the Saddle

March
26
2008

Small Victories

When problems are hard
I try something easier
Beer’s pretty easy

Written by Captain Hops.

Thing of the Day: Outdoor Wooden Garden Swing