January
4
2009

Cursed Sunday Alcohol Laws

Stranded in the cold
With no beer for dinner guests
Cursed Sunday laws

Written by Captain Hops.

References: Come on now! Can’t we just get these stupid laws off the books?
Thing of the Day: Ludicrous Laws and Mindless Misdemeanors

December
11
2005

The Wedding

Yuengling

We won’t have Coors Light
for our wedding guests to drink
Enjoy a Yuengling!

Written by Jennifer “Needs-a-Nickname” Smith.

References: Yeungling: America’s Oldest Brewery
Gift Idea of the Day: Haiku: A Poet’s Guide