A frontal lobotomy?

I would rather have
a bottle in front of me,
if given the choice

Contributed by Captain Hops.

References: The quote this haiku is based on has been attributed to Tom Waits, a song with lyrics by Randy Hanzlick, and a bathroom wall. Regardless of who said it first, I have always liked it.

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