November
20
2009

Uh Oh!

You’re not really drunk
if you can lie on the floor
without holding on

Written by levinebar

Thing of the day: You Can’t Fall Off the Floor

November
4
2009

No Foam

Pull on the beer tap,
Watch the wonderful beer pour.
No foam on the floor.

Written by Mary and Glyn.

Thing of the day: How to Brew: Everything You Need To Know To Brew Beer Right The First Time

July
21
2009

Ouch

It’s a damn good thing
That you can’t fall off the floor
He said groggily.

Written by Captain Hops.

Thing of the Day: You Can’t Fall Off the Floor