March
31
2009

Canton Bar Brawl

Anger, fists, and blood
what are they fighting over,
the girl or the beer?

Written by Kurt.

Thing of the Day: Baltimore: A Photographic Portrait

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February
21
2009

Last night at the bar

I am pretty sure
She was looking for a fight
Why’d I take the bait

Written by Captain Hops.

Thing of the Day: Grape vs. Grain: A Historical, Technological, and Social Comparison of Wine and Beer

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September
29
2008

Daydreaming

My bottle crashes
On the head of my colleague.
The meeting goes on.

Written by Captain Hops.

Thing of the Day: Toxic Coworkers: How to Deal with Dysfunctional People on the Job

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May
21
2008

Choices Part II

Unlike her husband
The kickbox trainer could not
Ignore the loud drunk

Written by Captain Hops

Thing of the Day: 10 Minute Solution – Kickbox Bootcamp

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May
20
2008

Choices

Instead of fighting
He simply walked away from
The arguing drunk

Written by Captain Hops

Thing of the Day: Bouncer’s Guide To Barroom Brawling: Dealing With The Sucker Puncher, Streetfighter, And Ambusher

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April
12
2007

This Ain’t Haiku: Beer Run – An Epic Tale

While drinking at home late last night
I had me a terrible fright
To the fridge I did go
And I suffered a blow
The only thing there was called Lite

My head quickly started to spin
What a pickle I found I was in
I suppose I could find
Something else for my mind
Perhaps vodka or what about gin?

I ran to my home bar so fast
And what I found left me aghast
If only I’d known
That my whole stock was blown
Oh, the size of my problem was vast

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