December
30
2009

Counterpoint

With precise phrasing,
She repelled the babbling drunk.
Solitude restored.

Written by Sparky.

Thing of the day: Spiegelau Beer Classics Stemmed Pilsner, Set of 2 Packed in a Gift Tube

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November
20
2009

Uh Oh!

You’re not really drunk
if you can lie on the floor
without holding on

Written by levinebar

Thing of the day: You Can’t Fall Off the Floor

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October
11
2009

Wedding Moments

He’s had so many
He requests the Chicken Dance
Again and again

Written by Captain Hops.

Thing of the day: The Chicken Dance (Polka Album Version)

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July
20
2009

Faux Pas

That joke from last night
Is even less funny now
Than when you told it.

Written by Captain Hops.

Thing of the Day: The Faux Pas Survival Guide: The Fine Art of Removing Your Foot from Your Mouth

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October
9
2008

Mail Goggles

a little something
to prevent embarrassment
when you drink and write

Written by Captain Hops.

References: Do you ever find yourself pouring out your heart and soul in an email after a night at the bars? Google engineers have developed a way to make you think twice before sending that email where you finally give your boss a piece of your mind or tell that cute girl you just met that you think she’s your soul mate. Introducing Mail Goggles for Gmail. It can slow you down just enough.
Thing of the Day: Men’s Adult Beer Bottle Halloween Costume

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July
29
2008

Reflections

An ugly bastard
gives me the drunken stink eye
from across the bar

Written by Captain Hops

Thing of the Day: Solid Oak Bar Mirror With Glass And Bottle Storage

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