With precise phrasing,
She repelled the babbling drunk.
Solitude restored.
Written by Sparky.
Thing of the day: Spiegelau Beer Classics Stemmed Pilsner, Set of 2 Packed in a Gift Tube
Just to celebrate ~ One of life's little pleasures ~ A simple poem
With precise phrasing,
She repelled the babbling drunk.
Solitude restored.
Written by Sparky.
Thing of the day: Spiegelau Beer Classics Stemmed Pilsner, Set of 2 Packed in a Gift Tube
You’re not really drunk
if you can lie on the floor
without holding on
Written by levinebar
Thing of the day: You Can’t Fall Off the Floor
He’s had so many
He requests the Chicken Dance
Again and again
Written by Captain Hops.
Thing of the day: The Chicken Dance (Polka Album Version)
That joke from last night
Is even less funny now
Than when you told it.
Written by Captain Hops.
Thing of the Day: The Faux Pas Survival Guide: The Fine Art of Removing Your Foot from Your Mouth
a little something
to prevent embarrassment
when you drink and write
Written by Captain Hops.
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Thing of the Day: Men’s Adult Beer Bottle Halloween Costume
An ugly bastard
gives me the drunken stink eye
from across the bar
Written by Captain Hops
Thing of the Day: Solid Oak Bar Mirror With Glass And Bottle Storage
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