October
29
2009

An Empty Keg

Pfffft is all I hear
When I go to draw a beer
Despair! Agony!

Written by Glyn and Mary.

Thing of the day: Cornelius Homebrew Kegerator Kit Dual Keg Basic Kit with 5#CO2 and Kegs

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May
29
2009

Friday Fives

Friday Fives despair:
Cheap lager fills the fridge. But!
There’s an EPA

Written by Rupert.

References: Epic Pale Ale
Author’s Note: Friday Fives is the eminently civilized tradition of having a beer with your co-workers before leaving for the weekend. Around here it has been known to start as early as 3pm.
Thing of the Day: Casual Friday T-Shirt

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May
7
2008

Verizon to the Rescue?

Cold despair after
Cruelly broken promises.
But at least there’s beer.

Written by Captain Hops.

References: After three attempts by Comcast have accomplished exactly nothing, Verizon says they can put in FiOS tomorrow morning. Dare I hope?

If they can pull this off, they will earn the respect, admiration, and praises of this prestigious publication.

If they can pull this off, it will give me the opportunity to tell Comcast to shove it up their asses.

If they can pull this off, frankly, I’ll be shocked.

We shall see, gentle reader, if they can pull this off.

Thing of the Day: You’re Not As Good As You Think You Are: A Demotivational Guide

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