Just to celebrate ~ One of life's little pleasures ~ A simple poem
Exposed to swine flu
Perhaps this beer can kill those
Little bastard germs
Written by Captain Hops.
Disclaimer: This haiku is for entertainment purposes only and should not be construed as scientifically or medically sound advice. In other words, do not try this at home.
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Opening a beer
To celebrate the day’s end
And then the boss calls
Written by Captain Hops.
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Why does this bastard
Schedule all his meetings
Late on a Friday
Written by Captain Hops.
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Ungrateful bastard
I let you crash for the night
you drink my last beer
Written by Captain Hops.
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