May
1
2010

Hey Bartender!

Trying to flag down
The underwhelmed bartender
Shouldn’t be this hard

Written by Captain Hops.

Thing of the day: Classic Pewter Tankard w/ Georgian Scroll Handle

September
1
2009

World’s Longest Serving Bartender to Retire

Ready for last call
After seventy six years
Of tending the bar

Written by Captain Hops.

References: After 76 years, last call draws near for bartender. Cheers to Angelo Cammarata! Listed in the Guinness Book of World Records as the longest serving bartender. He’s been serving beer since the moment that Prohibition ended in the United States.

Thing of the day: Guinness World Records 2010

October
4
2008

700 Billion Dollar Bailout

Beer Glasses Empty
Wall Street apprehensively
Looks for bartender

Written by Brandon Spring.

Thing of the Day: Crash Proof: How to Profit From the Coming Economic Collapse

August
7
2008

The Hideout Bartender

vegetarian
she smoked and drank whiskey
the perfect balance

Written by Scubarex

Thing of the Day: The Professional Bartender’s Handbook: A Recipe for Every Drink Known – Including Tricks and Games to Impress Your Guests

August
18
2005

Don’t forget

Your bartender rocks
you are never left wanting
don’t forget to tip

Written by Captain Hops.