October
27
2009

Bad Magician

A bad magician
Flubs all his bar tricks but still
Makes beer disappear

Written by Sparky.

Thing of the day: Tricks to Freak Out Your Friends

October
13
2009

Abstract Art

An art opening
Where beer is the only thing
Understandable

Written by Captain Hops.

Thing of the day: The Museum of Bad Art: Art Too Bad to Be Ignored

July
20
2009

Faux Pas

That joke from last night
Is even less funny now
Than when you told it.

Written by Captain Hops.

Thing of the Day: The Faux Pas Survival Guide: The Fine Art of Removing Your Foot from Your Mouth

April
5
2009

Not Good

A day without beer
is like a day without food.
It’s not a good day.

Written by Dave Undis.

Thing of the Day: The Brewmaster’s Table: Discovering the Pleasures of Real Beer with Real Food

January
21
2009

Bowling

Three generations
Good at trash talk and drinking
Bad at throwing strikes

Written by Captain Hops.

Thing of the Day: Brew Crew Bowling Shirt Black & White Classic

October
21
2008

Times are Tough 2

Some things are so bad
Even a beer can’t fix it
But you can still try

Written by Captain Hops.

Thing of the Day: Beer Man & Beer Girl Adult Standard Couples Costume Set