Here are some contributions from fans that have followed our simple tips (1 & 2) to write good beer haiku. Isn’t it amazining how different people can get such different results with 3 simple lines?! Give it a shot and submit your own beer haiku. If it’s accepted it could be published right here!

Beer foam on your face
makes you look like Santa Claus
You’re too drunk to know

Written by Dana from Southern Girl Goes North.

I can sense your gaze
from across the crowded bar
say hello with beer

Written by ThisBearBites.

drinking alone now
gonna be sh*tfaced again
I love your mom’s jugs

Written by The List Administrator.

Editor’s note: Don’t worry, I am sure the our third contributor is talking about your mom’s jugs of beer. 😉