Beer Haiku Ratings

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100 Highest Rated Haiku

(Haiku must have a minimum of 5 votes to appear on this list)

  1. Bear Markets, Beer Markets (5.00 out of 5)
  2. Reflections (5.00 out of 5)
  3. Responsibility (5.00 out of 5)
  4. Small Favors (5.00 out of 5)
  5. Things Are Looking Up (5.00 out of 5)
  6. Leisurely (5.00 out of 5)
  7. Advice (5.00 out of 5)
  8. Unjust (4.95 out of 5)
  9. Now and Forever (4.92 out of 5)
  10. Bittersweet (4.92 out of 5)
  11. That’s Life (4.92 out of 5)
  12. Beautiful (4.91 out of 5)
  13. Small Victories (4.89 out of 5)
  14. Deep Thoughts by Dave Undis (4.89 out of 5)
  15. A New Hope (4.89 out of 5)
  16. Coffee Bender in cans (4.89 out of 5)
  17. Optimistic (4.86 out of 5)
  18. All Hail the Beer Wives (4.86 out of 5)
  19. Ruined (4.86 out of 5)
  20. Homer Haiku (4.86 out of 5)
  21. One Sign You’ve Had Too Much (4.83 out of 5)
  22. Stranger things have happened (4.83 out of 5)
  23. Smoking Ban Passes in Baltimore (4.83 out of 5)
  24. Manners (4.83 out of 5)
  25. Liquid Love (4.83 out of 5)
  26. Disaster (4.80 out of 5)
  27. Sunshine (4.80 out of 5)
  28. 3 Iron (4.80 out of 5)
  29. First Date (4.80 out of 5)
  30. Yes, My Teacher (4.73 out of 5)
  31. Furious Review (4.69 out of 5)
  32. Match (4.67 out of 5)
  33. Rise (4.67 out of 5)
  34. The Hop God (4.67 out of 5)
  35. The Entertainer (4.67 out of 5)
  36. Party Postmortem (4.67 out of 5)
  37. Birthday Treat (4.67 out of 5)
  38. Work (4.65 out of 5)
  39. Scary (4.65 out of 5)
  40. Decision (4.65 out of 5)
  41. Paddleboat (4.64 out of 5)
  42. A Legend in My Own Mind (4.64 out of 5)
  43. Necessity (4.64 out of 5)
  44. Darkness (4.64 out of 5)
  45. Lift Bridge Farm Girl Saisson (4.64 out of 5)
  46. Started (4.63 out of 5)
  47. Favorite Beer (4.62 out of 5)
  48. Long Range Planning (4.60 out of 5)
  49. Inevitable (4.60 out of 5)
  50. Time (4.60 out of 5)
  51. Christmas Thoughts (4.60 out of 5)
  52. Barrel Aged Gonzo Imperial Porter (4.60 out of 5)
  53. Common Sense (4.60 out of 5)
  54. Halloween Leftovers (4.60 out of 5)
  55. Birthday Beer (4.60 out of 5)
  56. Insult to Injury (4.60 out of 5)
  57. Taking a Break (4.60 out of 5)
  58. Ringer (4.59 out of 5)
  59. Perfect Timing (4.59 out of 5)
  60. High Gas Prices (4.58 out of 5)
  61. Seasons (4.58 out of 5)
  62. Work (4.57 out of 5)
  63. Personal Preference (4.57 out of 5)
  64. Recipe for Beer (4.57 out of 5)
  65. From the Southern Hemisphere (4.57 out of 5)
  66. Not the Time (4.57 out of 5)
  67. Friday Night (4.57 out of 5)
  68. Quarters (4.56 out of 5)
  69. Sunday Afternoon (4.55 out of 5)
  70. A Matter of Fact (4.55 out of 5)
  71. Screen Porch (4.55 out of 5)
  72. Too Hot (4.55 out of 5)
  73. Better (4.54 out of 5)
  74. Sad (4.53 out of 5)
  75. Proof (4.53 out of 5)
  76. Wasted (4.50 out of 5)
  77. Decorating Tips (4.50 out of 5)
  78. Finland’s Annual Wife-Carrying Race (4.50 out of 5)
  79. The Blue Nile in Minneapolis (4.50 out of 5)
  80. Behold (4.50 out of 5)
  81. Be Fair (4.50 out of 5)
  82. Celebration (4.50 out of 5)
  83. Damn Laws (4.50 out of 5)
  84. Smart (4.47 out of 5)
  85. A Little Bipartisanship (4.47 out of 5)
  86. Fair is Fair (4.47 out of 5)
  87. A World of Pain (4.47 out of 5)
  88. Devotion (4.46 out of 5)
  89. Awesome (4.46 out of 5)
  90. Good Taste (4.45 out of 5)
  91. As It Should Be (4.44 out of 5)
  92. Fishing (4.43 out of 5)
  93. On the Golf Course (4.43 out of 5)
  94. A Long Time Coming (4.42 out of 5)
  95. A Man’s Gotta Do (4.42 out of 5)
  96. Beer for President 2008 (4.40 out of 5)
  97. Haunting (4.40 out of 5)
  98. Only the Best (4.38 out of 5)
  99. With Apologies… (4.38 out of 5)
  100. Great Minds (4.38 out of 5)

100 Most Rated Haiku

  1. Ringer - 29 votes
  2. Cooler - 29 votes
  3. Yes, My Teacher - 26 votes
  4. One Sign You’ve Had Too Much - 24 votes
  5. Paddleboat - 22 votes
  6. Match - 21 votes
  7. Unjust - 20 votes
  8. Long Range Planning - 20 votes
  9. Inevitable - 20 votes
  10. Sunday Afternoon - 20 votes
  11. A Matter of Fact - 20 votes
  12. High Gas Prices - 19 votes
  13. Athlete - 19 votes
  14. Stranger things have happened - 18 votes
  15. Rise - 18 votes
  16. Work - 17 votes
  17. Scary - 17 votes
  18. Decision - 17 votes
  19. Perfect Timing - 17 votes
  20. Sad - 17 votes
  21. Proof - 17 votes
  22. Smart - 17 votes
  23. A Little Bipartisanship - 17 votes
  24. Fair is Fair - 17 votes
  25. Started - 16 votes
  26. Wasted - 16 votes
  27. As It Should Be - 16 votes
  28. Only the Best - 16 votes
  29. Lindemans Peche Lambic – my favorite lambic - 16 votes
  30. The Hop God - 15 votes
  31. Time - 15 votes
  32. A World of Pain - 15 votes
  33. Ahhh… - 15 votes
  34. Not Good - 15 votes
  35. Why Yes. I would. - 15 votes
  36. Optimistic - 14 votes
  37. Necessity - 14 votes
  38. A Legend in My Own Mind - 14 votes
  39. Personal Preference - 14 votes
  40. Work - 14 votes
  41. Recipe for Beer - 14 votes
  42. Decorating Tips - 14 votes
  43. Fishing - 14 votes
  44. Feeling Blue - 14 votes
  45. Now and Forever - 13 votes
  46. Bittersweet - 13 votes
  47. Furious Review - 13 votes
  48. Favorite Beer - 13 votes
  49. Better - 13 votes
  50. Devotion - 13 votes
  51. Awesome - 13 votes
  52. With Apologies… - 13 votes
  53. Great Minds - 13 votes
  54. That’s Life - 12 votes
  55. Seasons - 12 votes
  56. A Long Time Coming - 12 votes
  57. A Man’s Gotta Do - 12 votes
  58. Beautiful - 11 votes
  59. Darkness - 11 votes
  60. Lift Bridge Farm Girl Saisson - 11 votes
  61. Screen Porch - 11 votes
  62. Too Hot - 11 votes
  63. Good Taste - 11 votes
  64. Rain - 11 votes
  65. Summer Shandy - 11 votes
  66. Christmas Thoughts - 10 votes
  67. Finland’s Annual Wife-Carrying Race - 10 votes
  68. The Blue Nile in Minneapolis - 10 votes
  69. Beer for President 2008 - 10 votes
  70. From the Cabin - 10 votes
  71. This Beer - 10 votes
  72. Bear Markets, Beer Markets - 9 votes
  73. A New Hope - 9 votes
  74. Small Victories - 9 votes
  75. Coffee Bender in cans - 9 votes
  76. Deep Thoughts by Dave Undis - 9 votes
  77. Quarters - 9 votes
  78. Be Fair - 8 votes
  79. Behold - 8 votes
  80. Off the Rail Mad Man IPA - 8 votes
  81. It’s Always Grilling Weather - 8 votes
  82. Guffaw - 8 votes
  83. Reflections - 7 votes
  84. All Hail the Beer Wives - 7 votes
  85. Ruined - 7 votes
  86. Homer Haiku - 7 votes
  87. From the Southern Hemisphere - 7 votes
  88. Friday Night - 7 votes
  89. Not the Time - 7 votes
  90. On the Golf Course - 7 votes
  91. Preparing for the Grill - 7 votes
  92. Each Important Step - 7 votes
  93. Nostalgia - 7 votes
  94. Things Are Looking Up - 6 votes
  95. Small Favors - 6 votes
  96. Responsibility - 6 votes
  97. Smoking Ban Passes in Baltimore - 6 votes
  98. Liquid Love - 6 votes
  99. Manners - 6 votes
  100. Birthday Treat - 6 votes
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