Merry Christmas

I will need more beer
If I have to assemble
All these toys today

Written by Captain Hops.

Kids toys today are ridiculous. But I can’t complain. Santa left me a barley crusher and 50 lbs. of Pale Ale Malt under the tree. I guess he wants to encourage my recent all grain home brewing experiments.

What was your favorite beery present this year either given or received? Leave a comment and let us know.

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  1. Merry Christmas to you and yours…

    And the season’s best

  2. Merry Christmas all you beer drinkers and lovers of fine word craft pursuits. My favorite beery gifts received: Boulevard Dry Stout “American Body. Irish Soul.” tee; the ‘Twisted Opener’ ( ); 2010 Beer a Day calendar; and a set of six Boulevard Smokestack goblets.

  3. Austin retirefly
    Recommends your blog today
    Thank you for writing

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