The Money Pit

It looks innocent
But this house keeps stealing my
precious beer money

Written by Captain Hops

References: Ah, the joys of home ownership. I’ve just replaced/repaired the third major appliance in three months. I would love to be participating in The Session this month, but I’ve got no special bottles of beer sitting around and no way to justify buying some. Don’t you feel sorry for me?
Thing of the Day: The Money Pit (1986)

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  1. This is just pure genius!

  2. Nice. I like the idea of an innocent-looking pilfering house. :)

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