Tuimato Sauce

Just like a barbie
Where someone already spilled
Beer in the ketchup

Written by Rupert Morrish.

References: ‘Tui-mato’ sauce ‘blatant booze advertising’, Tomato sauce with beer – Yeah Right
Thing of the Day: New Zealand: A Natural History

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  1. We are from the USA and just had the opportunity to try the tuimato sayce and it was YUMMY!!

    You need an outlet in the states.

  2. Jose McLean says

    We got our Tuimato sauce taken off us at Wellington airport by customs, 4 bottles of pure gold upset me no end. Was not allowed in cabin luggage, they said…..
    Anyway where can I get some here in Sydney please my whanau want to try it.

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