Archives for June 2005

June
25
2005

We’ve all been there…

I’ve been getting lots of submissions lately. It’s amazing to see how haiku can be so similar and yet so different. For instance, here is one I wrote:

Glorious liquid
Drunk with wild abandon
Now I pray and pay

Written by Captain Hops.

Of course others may prefer to take the more direct approach with the same theme:

Man, I enjoy beer.
Except when it makes me puke.
Then I feel like crap.

Contributed by Tickles Tapeworm.

Ah the Haiku… short but versatile!

June
24
2005

Here’s one for Friday…

Beer drinking woman
Your heart filled with adventure
Mischief in your eyes.

Written by Captain Hops.

June
23
2005

Shameless…

Use Blingo to search
As you drink your cold crisp beer
You’ve already won!

Alright… It’s shameless but I couldn’t resist. I won’t count this haiku towards my daily quota.

June
23
2005

From our friend at www.brewreviews.net…

120-Minute
I.P.A. from Dogfish Head
makes me so happy

Written by our friend at www.brewreviews.net.

June
22
2005

Tip #1 for writing beer haiku

Pick a theme. Here are some examples:

  • Favorite brand or style
  • Favorite place to drink
  • Celebration of beer in general
  • When do you drink it?
  • How does it make you feel?
  • What else is going on when you drink beer? Ballgame, bowling, cards, dancing etc…
  • The way it looks? Tastes? Smells?
  • Why do you drink it in general?
  • Why are you drinking it today?
  • What do you do before, during, after drinking beer?
  • Did someone do you wrong? Or do you right?
  • Combination of several of the above
June
22
2005

A contribution about Molson Canadian…

My Liquid Heaven
Is Molson Canadian
Served In A Tall Glass

Contributed by Mr. Humble Guy