June
3
2010

All Hail the Beer Cozy

Brilliant beer cozy
Keeping my precious beer cold
On such a hot day

Written by Captain Hops.

Thing of the day: Set of 6 Zip-Up 12 oz. Beer Bottle Koozies, – Keeps Drinks from Getting Mixed Up at Parties, Everyone has a different color!

April
21
2010

No Geeks at Happy Hour

Crashing computers
Leave precious little free time
For beer and haiku.

Written by Captain Hops.

References: Today an update from McAfee Anti-Virus caused computers around the globe to go belly up. Don’t expect to see many computer geeks at happy hour today. They will be fixing these computers. Perhaps it’s time to switch to Norton or maybe buy an iMac.

Thing of the day: HAVE A CRAPPY DAY Adult Hooded Sweatshirt

October
26
2008

Precious

Toast small victories
They can be most precious
Over the long haul

Written by Captain Hops.

References: Dedicated to Reed and Flynn.

August
1
2008

The Money Pit

It looks innocent
But this house keeps stealing my
precious beer money

Written by Captain Hops

References: Ah, the joys of home ownership. I’ve just replaced/repaired the third major appliance in three months. I would love to be participating in The Session this month, but I’ve got no special bottles of beer sitting around and no way to justify buying some. Don’t you feel sorry for me?
Thing of the Day: The Money Pit (1986)

SFM