Half empty? Half full?
Optimists say half empty
if the fridge is full.
Written by Dave Undis.
Thing of the Day: Attitude is Everything (Beer) White Wood-Mounted Art Poster Print
March
1
2009
Damn Laws
On Sunday morning
I’m faced with an empty fridge
And the beer store’s closed.
Written by Captain Hops.
Thing of the Day: Life is Crap Humorous Beer T-Shirt
December
29
2008
Even the Trappist Ale
Friggin house sitter
thought all the beer in the fridge
was reserved for him
Written by Captain Hops.
References: I was saving them.
Thing of the Day: Metal Beer Faucet Lock
November
10
2008
After Raking
Surveying the fridge
He could find only one beer
But that was enough
Written by Captain Hops.
Thing of the Day: Let it Rot!: The Gardener’s Guide to Composting
October
31
2008
Scary
A terrible fright
As a Halloween blackout
Cuts the fridge power
Written by Captain Hops.
References: The power’s been out all day. I had to drive my laptop to another neighborhood and steal someones wireless internet just to get this haiku up. Thanks unsecure wireless stranger!
Thing of the Day: Xhosa Beer Drinking Rituals: Power, Practice and Performance in the South African Rural Periphery
August
8
2008
Can’t make it past lunch
Been working so hard
When I hear the fridge calling
Weekend starts early
Written by Captain Hops
Thing of the Day: Haier Compact 2-2/3-Cubic-Foot Refrigerator
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