April
7
2009

Optimistic

Half empty? Half full?
Optimists say half empty
if the fridge is full.

Written by Dave Undis.

Thing of the Day: Attitude is Everything (Beer) White Wood-Mounted Art Poster Print

March
1
2009

Damn Laws

On Sunday morning
I’m faced with an empty fridge
And the beer store’s closed.

Written by Captain Hops.

Thing of the Day: Life is Crap Humorous Beer T-Shirt

December
29
2008

Even the Trappist Ale

Friggin house sitter
thought all the beer in the fridge
was reserved for him

Written by Captain Hops.

References: I was saving them.
Thing of the Day: Metal Beer Faucet Lock

November
10
2008

After Raking

Surveying the fridge
He could find only one beer
But that was enough

Written by Captain Hops.

Thing of the Day: Let it Rot!: The Gardener’s Guide to Composting

October
31
2008

Scary

A terrible fright
As a Halloween blackout
Cuts the fridge power

Written by Captain Hops.

References: The power’s been out all day. I had to drive my laptop to another neighborhood and steal someones wireless internet just to get this haiku up. Thanks unsecure wireless stranger!
Thing of the Day: Xhosa Beer Drinking Rituals: Power, Practice and Performance in the South African Rural Periphery

August
8
2008

Can’t make it past lunch

Been working so hard
When I hear the fridge calling
Weekend starts early

Written by Captain Hops

Thing of the Day: Haier Compact 2-2/3-Cubic-Foot Refrigerator

SFM