Archive for the ‘fridge’ tag

May
29
2009

Friday Fives

Friday Fives despair:
Cheap lager fills the fridge. But!
There’s an EPA

Written by Rupert.

References: Epic Pale Ale
Author’s Note: Friday Fives is the eminently civilized tradition of having a beer with your co-workers before leaving for the weekend. Around here it has been known to start as early as 3pm.
Thing of the Day: Casual Friday T-Shirt

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May
7
2009

Focus

To get through the day
I begin to fixate on
The beers in my fridge

Written by Captain Hops.

Thing of the Day: The Beer Book

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April
11
2009

Started

My glass is empty.
It’s a long walk to the fridge.
Better get started.

Written by Dave Undis.

Thing of the Day: Robot Building for Beginners

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April
7
2009

Optimistic

Half empty? Half full?
Optimists say half empty
if the fridge is full.

Written by Dave Undis.

Thing of the Day: Attitude is Everything (Beer) White Wood-Mounted Art Poster Print

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March
1
2009

Damn Laws

On Sunday morning
I’m faced with an empty fridge
And the beer store’s closed.

Written by Captain Hops.

Thing of the Day: Life is Crap Humorous Beer T-Shirt

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December
29
2008

Even the Trappist Ale

Friggin house sitter
thought all the beer in the fridge
was reserved for him

Written by Captain Hops.

References: I was saving them.
Thing of the Day: Metal Beer Faucet Lock

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November
10
2008

After Raking

Surveying the fridge
He could find only one beer
But that was enough

Written by Captain Hops.

Thing of the Day: Let it Rot!: The Gardener’s Guide to Composting

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October
31
2008

Scary

A terrible fright
As a Halloween blackout
Cuts the fridge power

Written by Captain Hops.

References: The power’s been out all day. I had to drive my laptop to another neighborhood and steal someones wireless internet just to get this haiku up. Thanks unsecure wireless stranger!
Thing of the Day: Xhosa Beer Drinking Rituals: Power, Practice and Performance in the South African Rural Periphery

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August
8
2008

Can’t make it past lunch

Been working so hard
When I hear the fridge calling
Weekend starts early

Written by Captain Hops

Thing of the Day: Haier Compact 2-2/3-Cubic-Foot Refrigerator

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July
6
2008

Priorities

Quickly drinking beer
As the milk and meat spoil
The fridge is busted

Written by Captain Hops

Thing of the Day: Frigidaire FRS6LE5HSB 26.0 Cu.Ft. Side-by-Side Refrigerator

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June
5
2008

Surprise

The very last beer
Deep in the back of the fridge
Imminent surprise

Written by Captain Hops

Thing of the Day: In Case of Emergency Break Glass (Beer) - Fun Metal Wall Sign

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August
5
2005

Contribution Friday!

The buzzing bar fly
licks the last drop of warm beer
from narrow red necks

Written by Janet Paszkowski.

Sudless, thin, and flat
My can is warm from usage
I’m fridge bound again

Written by Penston.

In addition, there have been a lot of contributions in the comments section. I thought I’d take this opportunity to promote some of them up as posts. Enjoy!

Frothy head looks white
In the midday sun today
Liquid remains dark

Written by Weenie.

I love this here blog
A little redneck, but not
We all sure love beer

Written by Dentotsko.

Canadian suds
of our high alcohol beer
does not taste so hot

Written by Veggiebabe.

Such sad words “Last Call”
Thankfully, I’m certain there’s
Some beer in the fridge

Written by Earl.

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