Archive for the ‘fridge’ tag

January
19
2010

Power Outage

With the power out
I grab a beer from the fridge
And light a candle

Written by Captain Hops.

Thing of the day: Beer Scented Candle In Tin – Fresh Brewery Scent

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May
29
2009

Friday Fives

Friday Fives despair:
Cheap lager fills the fridge. But!
There’s an EPA

Written by Rupert.

References: Epic Pale Ale
Author’s Note: Friday Fives is the eminently civilized tradition of having a beer with your co-workers before leaving for the weekend. Around here it has been known to start as early as 3pm.
Thing of the Day: Casual Friday T-Shirt

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May
7
2009

Focus

To get through the day
I begin to fixate on
The beers in my fridge

Written by Captain Hops.

Thing of the Day: The Beer Book

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April
11
2009

Started

My glass is empty.
It’s a long walk to the fridge.
Better get started.

Written by Dave Undis.

Thing of the Day: Robot Building for Beginners

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April
7
2009

Optimistic

Half empty? Half full?
Optimists say half empty
if the fridge is full.

Written by Dave Undis.

Thing of the Day: Attitude is Everything (Beer) White Wood-Mounted Art Poster Print

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March
1
2009

Damn Laws

On Sunday morning
I’m faced with an empty fridge
And the beer store’s closed.

Written by Captain Hops.

Thing of the Day: Life is Crap Humorous Beer T-Shirt

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December
29
2008

Even the Trappist Ale

Friggin house sitter
thought all the beer in the fridge
was reserved for him

Written by Captain Hops.

References: I was saving them.
Thing of the Day: Metal Beer Faucet Lock

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November
10
2008

After Raking

Surveying the fridge
He could find only one beer
But that was enough

Written by Captain Hops.

Thing of the Day: Let it Rot!: The Gardener’s Guide to Composting

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October
31
2008

Scary

A terrible fright
As a Halloween blackout
Cuts the fridge power

Written by Captain Hops.

References: The power’s been out all day. I had to drive my laptop to another neighborhood and steal someones wireless internet just to get this haiku up. Thanks unsecure wireless stranger!
Thing of the Day: Xhosa Beer Drinking Rituals: Power, Practice and Performance in the South African Rural Periphery

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August
8
2008

Can’t make it past lunch

Been working so hard
When I hear the fridge calling
Weekend starts early

Written by Captain Hops

Thing of the Day: Haier Compact 2-2/3-Cubic-Foot Refrigerator

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July
6
2008

Priorities

Quickly drinking beer
As the milk and meat spoil
The fridge is busted

Written by Captain Hops

Thing of the Day: Frigidaire FRS6LE5HSB 26.0 Cu.Ft. Side-by-Side Refrigerator

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June
5
2008

Surprise

The very last beer
Deep in the back of the fridge
Imminent surprise

Written by Captain Hops

Thing of the Day: In Case of Emergency Break Glass (Beer) – Fun Metal Wall Sign

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