fridge — Beer Haiku Daily

January

19

2010

Power Outage

With the power out
I grab a beer from the fridge
And light a candle

Written by Captain Hops.

Thing of the day: Beer Scented Candle In Tin – Fresh Brewery Scent

Tags: Beer, Haiku, candle, fridge, power outage, simple,

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May

29

2009

Friday Fives

Friday Fives despair:
Cheap lager fills the fridge. But!
There’s an EPA

Written by Rupert.

References: Epic Pale Ale
Author’s Note: Friday Fives is the eminently civilized tradition of having a beer with your co-workers before leaving for the weekend. Around here it has been known to start as early as 3pm.
Thing of the Day: Casual Friday T-Shirt

Tags: Beer, Haiku, cheap, despair, EPA, Epic Pale Ale, fridge, lager,

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May

7

2009

Focus

To get through the day
I begin to fixate on
The beers in my fridge

Written by Captain Hops.

Thing of the Day: The Beer Book

Tags: Beer, Haiku, day, fixate, fridge, perseverance,

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April

11

2009

Started

My glass is empty.
It’s a long walk to the fridge.
Better get started.

Written by Dave Undis.

Thing of the Day: Robot Building for Beginners

Tags: Beer, Haiku, empty, fridge, glass, long,

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April

7

2009

Optimistic

Half empty? Half full?
Optimists say half empty
if the fridge is full.

Written by Dave Undis.

Thing of the Day: Attitude is Everything (Beer) White Wood-Mounted Art Poster Print

Tags: Beer, Haiku, empty, fridge, full, optimist,

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(14 votes, average: 4.86 out of 5)

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March

1

2009

Damn Laws

On Sunday morning
I’m faced with an empty fridge
And the beer store’s closed.

Written by Captain Hops.

Thing of the Day: Life is Crap Humorous Beer T-Shirt

Tags: Beer, Haiku, closed, fridge, morning, sunday,

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December

29

2008

Even the Trappist Ale

Friggin house sitter
thought all the beer in the fridge
was reserved for him

Written by Captain Hops.

References: I was saving them.
Thing of the Day: Metal Beer Faucet Lock

Tags: Beer, Haiku, fridge, house sitter, reserved, stealth, stolen, thief, Trappist,

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November

10

2008

After Raking

Surveying the fridge
He could find only one beer
But that was enough

Written by Captain Hops.

Thing of the Day: Let it Rot!: The Gardener’s Guide to Composting

Tags: Beer, Haiku, Autumn, Fall, fridge, leaves, raking,

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October

31

2008

Scary

A terrible fright
As a Halloween blackout
Cuts the fridge power

Written by Captain Hops.

References: The power’s been out all day. I had to drive my laptop to another neighborhood and steal someones wireless internet just to get this haiku up. Thanks unsecure wireless stranger!
Thing of the Day: Xhosa Beer Drinking Rituals: Power, Practice and Performance in the South African Rural Periphery

Tags: Beer, Haiku, blackout, fridge, fright, Halloween, power, refrigerator, terrible,

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August

8

2008