My bottle crashes
On the head of my colleague.
The meeting goes on.
Written by Captain Hops.
Thing of the Day: Toxic Coworkers: How to Deal with Dysfunctional People on the Job
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September
29
2008
Daydreaming
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May
21
2008
Choices Part II
Unlike her husband
The kickbox trainer could not
Ignore the loud drunk
Written by Captain Hops
Thing of the Day: 10 Minute Solution - Kickbox Bootcamp
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May
20
2008
Choices
Instead of fighting
He simply walked away from
The arguing drunk
Written by Captain Hops
Thing of the Day: Bouncer’s Guide To Barroom Brawling: Dealing With The Sucker Puncher, Streetfighter, And Ambusher
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April
12
2007
This Ain’t Haiku: Beer Run - An Epic Tale
While drinking at home late last night
I had me a terrible fright
To the fridge I did go
And I suffered a blow
The only thing there was called Lite
My head quickly started to spin
What a pickle I found I was in
I suppose I could find
Something else for my mind
Perhaps vodka or what about gin?
I ran to my home bar so fast
And what I found left me aghast
If only I’d known
That my whole stock was blown
Oh, the size of my problem was vast
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April
9
2007
Bar Room Brawl
ugly red flowers
bloom on the floor of the bar
after the big brawl
Written by Captain Hops.
References: This haiku was inspired by (or stolen from) Al Purdy, a gritty Canadian poet that was brought to my attention by Alan over at A Good Beer Blog. As you may or may not know, Alan is having a beer poetry contest where the winner gets tickets to TAP New York, the Craft Beer and Fine Food festival. We’re talking hundreds of dollars of prizes here, so get off your duff and start versing.
Thing of the Day: Beyond Remembering: The Collected Poems of Al Purdy
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February
17
2007
Response to Optimism
She left real quickly
Lost at the bar, I ponder
Barkeep, suggestions?
Written by Ignace.
References: This haiku came through email in response to Monday’s contribution - Optimism. I’ve been out of town so I couldn’t publish it until today.
Thing of the Day: The Power of Personal Storytelling
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August
13
2005
Oops…
He didn’t mean it.
Bought a beer for the wrong gal
and started a brawl
Written by Captain Hops.
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