May
21
2008

Choices Part II

Unlike her husband
The kickbox trainer could not
Ignore the loud drunk

Written by Captain Hops

Thing of the Day: 10 Minute Solution – Kickbox Bootcamp

May
20
2008

Choices

Instead of fighting
He simply walked away from
The arguing drunk

Written by Captain Hops

Thing of the Day: Bouncer’s Guide To Barroom Brawling: Dealing With The Sucker Puncher, Streetfighter, And Ambusher

February
16
2007

Sad

eagerly waiting
for the sad drunk by the juke
to run out of change

Written by Captain Hops.

Thing of the Day: Nighthawks at the Diner

March
29
2006

Sentinals

restless sentinals
watch over dirty city stress
for drunk superheroes

Written by John Smith.

September
5
2005

Words of Wisdom

Fat, drunk and stupid
is no way to go through life.
Thank you Dean Wormer

Written by Captain Hops.

References: National Lampoon’s Animal House

July
29
2005

Contribution Friday

Here are some contributions from fans that have followed our simple tips (1 & 2) to write good beer haiku. Isn’t it amazining how different people can get such different results with 3 simple lines?! Give it a shot and submit your own beer haiku. If it’s accepted it could be published right here!

Beer foam on your face
makes you look like Santa Claus
You’re too drunk to know

Written by Dana from Southern Girl Goes North.

I can sense your gaze
from across the crowded bar
say hello with beer

Written by ThisBearBites.

drinking alone now
gonna be sh*tfaced again
I love your mom’s jugs

Written by The List Administrator.

Editor’s note: Don’t worry, I am sure the our third contributor is talking about your mom’s jugs of beer. 😉
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