Throughout history
Last words often started with,
“Hey you! Hold my beer.”
Written by Captain Hops.
Thing of the day: Famous Last Words, Fond Farewells, Deathbed Diatribes, and Exclamations Upon Expiration
Archive for the ‘drunk’ tag
February
19
2010
Famous Last Words
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February
17
2010
Spectacular
His snow belly flop
A spectacular failure
But entertaining
Written by Captain Hops.
Thing of the day: Pong A Long Portable Beer Pong Table – 7′ Official Beer Pong Table
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December
30
2009
Counterpoint
With precise phrasing,
She repelled the babbling drunk.
Solitude restored.
Written by Sparky.
Thing of the day: Spiegelau Beer Classics Stemmed Pilsner, Set of 2 Packed in a Gift Tube
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November
20
2009
Uh Oh!
You’re not really drunk
if you can lie on the floor
without holding on
Written by levinebar
Thing of the day: You Can’t Fall Off the Floor
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October
11
2009
Wedding Moments
He’s had so many
He requests the Chicken Dance
Again and again
Written by Captain Hops.
Thing of the day: The Chicken Dance (Polka Album Version)
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July
20
2009
Faux Pas
That joke from last night
Is even less funny now
Than when you told it.
Written by Captain Hops.
Thing of the Day: The Faux Pas Survival Guide: The Fine Art of Removing Your Foot from Your Mouth
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October
9
2008
Mail Goggles
a little something
to prevent embarrassment
when you drink and write
Written by Captain Hops.
References: Do you ever find yourself pouring out your heart and soul in an email after a night at the bars? Google engineers have developed a way to make you think twice before sending that email where you finally give your boss a piece of your mind or tell that cute girl you just met that you think she’s your soul mate. Introducing Mail Goggles for Gmail. It can slow you down just enough.
Thing of the Day: Men’s Adult Beer Bottle Halloween Costume
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July
29
2008
Reflections
An ugly bastard
gives me the drunken stink eye
from across the bar
Written by Captain Hops
Thing of the Day: Solid Oak Bar Mirror With Glass And Bottle Storage
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May
21
2008
Choices Part II
Unlike her husband
The kickbox trainer could not
Ignore the loud drunk
Written by Captain Hops
Thing of the Day: 10 Minute Solution – Kickbox Bootcamp
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May
20
2008
Choices
Instead of fighting
He simply walked away from
The arguing drunk
Written by Captain Hops
Thing of the Day: Bouncer’s Guide To Barroom Brawling: Dealing With The Sucker Puncher, Streetfighter, And Ambusher
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February
16
2007
Sad
eagerly waiting
for the sad drunk by the juke
to run out of change
Written by Captain Hops.
Thing of the Day: Nighthawks at the Diner
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March
29
2006
Sentinals
restless sentinals
watch over dirty city stress
for drunk superheroes
Written by John Smith.
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