May
23
2010

What Ever Gave Him That Idea?

As he takes the stage
He’s under the impression
We like his singing

Written by Captain Hops.

Thing of the day: Singing Machine ISM1010 Home Karaoke System

April
18
2010

But We Already Knew

Incoherently
He tried to explain how much
Fun he was having

Written by Captain Hops.

Thing of the day: Fun Boxer – Mens ‘Got Beer’ Cotton Boxer Shorts, Black, White

March
29
2010

Go

“You look like a drunk
on the go,” he said, so she
left him to go drink.

Written by sm.

Thing of the day: Izakaya: The Japanese Pub Cookbook

March
21
2010

Glory Days

Drunk reminiscing
He’s glad he doesn’t have to
Do it all again

Written by Captain Hops.

Thing of the day: Guinness – Lovely Day Beer T-Shirt

February
19
2010

Famous Last Words

Throughout history
Last words often started with,
“Hey you! Hold my beer.”

Written by Captain Hops.

Thing of the day: Famous Last Words, Fond Farewells, Deathbed Diatribes, and Exclamations Upon Expiration

February
17
2010

Spectacular

His snow belly flop
A spectacular failure
But entertaining

Written by Captain Hops.

Thing of the day: Pong A Long Portable Beer Pong Table – 7′ Official Beer Pong Table

SFM