As he takes the stage
He’s under the impression
We like his singing
Written by Captain Hops.
Thing of the day: Singing Machine ISM1010 Home Karaoke System
Archive for the ‘drunk’ tag
May
23
2010
What Ever Gave Him That Idea?
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April
18
2010
But We Already Knew
Incoherently
He tried to explain how much
Fun he was having
Written by Captain Hops.
Thing of the day: Fun Boxer – Mens ‘Got Beer’ Cotton Boxer Shorts, Black, White
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March
29
2010
Go
“You look like a drunk
on the go,” he said, so she
left him to go drink.
Written by sm.
Thing of the day: Izakaya: The Japanese Pub Cookbook
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March
21
2010
Glory Days
Drunk reminiscing
He’s glad he doesn’t have to
Do it all again
Written by Captain Hops.
Thing of the day: Guinness – Lovely Day Beer T-Shirt
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February
19
2010
Famous Last Words
Throughout history
Last words often started with,
“Hey you! Hold my beer.”
Written by Captain Hops.
Thing of the day: Famous Last Words, Fond Farewells, Deathbed Diatribes, and Exclamations Upon Expiration
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February
17
2010
Spectacular
His snow belly flop
A spectacular failure
But entertaining
Written by Captain Hops.
Thing of the day: Pong A Long Portable Beer Pong Table – 7′ Official Beer Pong Table
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December
30
2009
Counterpoint
With precise phrasing,
She repelled the babbling drunk.
Solitude restored.
Written by Sparky.
Thing of the day: Spiegelau Beer Classics Stemmed Pilsner, Set of 2 Packed in a Gift Tube
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November
20
2009
Uh Oh!
You’re not really drunk
if you can lie on the floor
without holding on
Written by levinebar
Thing of the day: You Can’t Fall Off the Floor
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October
11
2009
Wedding Moments
He’s had so many
He requests the Chicken Dance
Again and again
Written by Captain Hops.
Thing of the day: The Chicken Dance (Polka Album Version)
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July
20
2009
Faux Pas
That joke from last night
Is even less funny now
Than when you told it.
Written by Captain Hops.
Thing of the Day: The Faux Pas Survival Guide: The Fine Art of Removing Your Foot from Your Mouth
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October
9
2008
Mail Goggles
a little something
to prevent embarrassment
when you drink and write
Written by Captain Hops.
References: Do you ever find yourself pouring out your heart and soul in an email after a night at the bars? Google engineers have developed a way to make you think twice before sending that email where you finally give your boss a piece of your mind or tell that cute girl you just met that you think she’s your soul mate. Introducing Mail Goggles for Gmail. It can slow you down just enough.
Thing of the Day: Men’s Adult Beer Bottle Halloween Costume
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July
29
2008
Reflections
An ugly bastard
gives me the drunken stink eye
from across the bar
Written by Captain Hops
Thing of the Day: Solid Oak Bar Mirror With Glass And Bottle Storage
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