I need to drink beer
As I’m doing my taxes…
Can I deduct that?
Written by Captain Hops.
Thing of the day: Tax Software
Archive for the ‘drink’ tag
February
27
2010
Beer and Taxes
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February
18
2010
Wasting the day away
Sled to the bottom.
Drink a beer. Then start over.
It never gets old.
Written by Captain Hops.
Thing of the day: Paricon 1-39 Inflatable Snow Tube 39
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January
5
2010
Know When to Run
What is it about
Old Kenny Rogers songs that
Makes me want to drink
Written by Captain Hops.
Thing of the day: 21 Number Ones
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November
21
2009
For Instance
There’s plenty to do
While waiting for grain to mash.
Like drinking this beer…
Written by Captain Hops.
References: Brewing my first all grain batch of beer.
Thing of the day: Rubbermaid #1610-01-11-DISC 10GAL Orange Water Cooler
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October
31
2009
Grownup Treats
Grownups drink their treats
‘Round the driveway firepit
handing out candy
Written by Captain Hops.
References: Happy Halloween!
Thing of the day: Granite Fire Pit – 34″
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October
6
2009
All Hail the Brewer’s Yeast
Magical creature
Eats sugars, poops alcohol
So I may drink beer
Written by Captain Hops.
Thing of the day: Brew Like a Monk: Trappist, Abbey, and Strong Belgian Ales and How to Brew Them
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August
12
2009
Heading to Portland
A sacred journey
To breath the Oregon air
And drink the fine beer
Written by Captain Hops.
References: I am heading to Portland, Oregon next week and I am looking forward to getting my hands on some of that great beer. It’s been a few years, so if anyone has any recommendations for must-drink beers or must-see beer bars, leave them in the comments.
Also, if you’ve been sitting on any beer haiku, now is the time to submit them. I like to schedule them to publish so I can enjoy my vacation without a laptop.
Thing of the day: World’s Best Beers: 1000 Unmissable Brews from Portland to Prague
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August
11
2009
To Do List
As ribs cook slowly
The only thing left for me
Is to drink this beer
Written by Captain Hops.
References: Maybe some day I will give up the secret to my famous dry rub. Maybe.
Thing of the day: Raichlen on Ribs, Ribs, Outrageous Ribs
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March
22
2009
Sea Kings
They drink and gamble
And devise their gruesome plans
Under a black flag
Written by Captain Hops.
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Thing of the Day: Under the Black Flag: The Romance and the Reality of Life Among the Pirates
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December
20
2008
Time
So many beers and
So little time to drink them.
Better get started.
Written by Dave Undis.
Thing of the Day: River City Clocks 9-Inch Beer Drinker One Day Cuckoo Clock
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August
5
2008
Unbelievable
Unbelievable
No matter how much I drink
I still suck at chess
Written by Captain Hops
Thing of the Day: 11 1/2″ Inch Crystal Chess Set
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June
24
2008
Dogma
Thank Council of Trent
Put Fast on food, not the drink
Let me endure Lent
Written by DrunkenMaster
References: Council of Trent
Thing of the Day: The Blues Brothers (Widescreen 25th Anniversary Edition)
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