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December

25

2009

Merry Christmas

I will need more beer
If I have to assemble
All these toys today

Written by Captain Hops.

Kids toys today are ridiculous. But I can’t complain. Santa left me a barley crusher and 50 lbs. of Pale Ale Malt under the tree. I guess he wants to encourage my recent all grain home brewing experiments.

What was your favorite beery present this year either given or received? Leave a comment and let us know.

Tags: Beer, Haiku, assemble, Christmas, more, toys,

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