January
28
2010

Advice

A bit of advice
If you want to drink all day
You must start early

Written by Captain Hops.

Thing of the day: Zippo “Beer is Yummy” High Polish Chrome Pocket Lighter

October
10
2009

Advice for the Best Man

A good rule of thumb:
When they try to tackle you
Your toast is finished

Written by Captain Hops.

Thing of the day: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Weddings

November
5
2008

Advice for the Aftermath

Drink lots of water
After a party like that
Or your head will pound

Written by Captain Hops.

References: Congratulations President-Elect Obama. Congratulations to everyone that participated in our national ritual. Now we’ve got a lot of work to do.
Thing of the Day: How American Governments Work; A Handbook of City; County; Regional; State; and Federal Operations

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