Beer Haiku Daily

trying to maintain
the elusive two beer buzz
until the weekend

Written by Captain Hops.

Thing of the Day: The New York Times Weekend in the Country Crossword Puzzles: 200 Relaxing Puzzles

beer blogging is hard
when you don’t have internet
or a place for beer

Written by Captain Hops.

References: Moving sucks, but now it is almost over. We are completely out of the old house and completely into the new house. We now have telephone, television, and internet. There is now beer in the fridge. I can work from my home office again. Boy was that hard, but things are finally looking good.

However, now I am going to Indiana for a long weekend. I need submissions of 4 haiku to get me over the hump. Please submit your haiku today and see your name in pixels on the preeminent beer haiku site on the interweb! Keep them positive, I could use some uplifting thoughts after my ordeal and it would really help me out. Thanks.
Thing of the Day: Gene Autry Collection - Back in the Saddle

Fixing my Hot Rod
Beer Satisfies my Deep Thirst
I Hope it Will Run

Written by Ron Mcilroy.

Thing of the Day: How to Build a Hot Rod

’cause I was a pain
I try to get my mom buzzed
every mother’s day

Written by Captain Hops.

Thing of the Day: Everybody Eats Well in Belgium Cookbook

The NFL Draft
Is easier to endure
Obliterated

Written by Bill.

Thing of the Day: Baltimore Ravens NFL Football Beer Can Holder Coozy Leather

At dawn’s early light
The wide world at my fingers
A toast to success

Written by Captain Hops.

References: With Comcast zero for three in three weeks with no light at the end of the tunnel, Verizon claimed they could solve all my problems in 24 hours. They didn’t, but they tried really hard. When problems came up, they owned the problems and didn’t pass the buck. When help was needed, it was called and it was received. You know those Verizon commercials with all the people in the background? I think they were all here. At least six Verizon employees came to my house during the course of the day when they were required and I know of at least three that worked behind the scenes to solve my problems. At no time, was I told to call back later. At no time did anyone give up. The last technician left my house after dark and called back this morning on his day off to verify that the behind the scenes folks had worked on the ticket overnight and I was going to get my service started first thing this morning. By 9:15 AM, that is exactly what happened. I am happy to say that I am now receiving all the glory of the internet, HBO On Demand is appearing on my TV and I have a beautiful dial tone on my phone.

To summarize, it took 24 hours from the start of work and 44 hours from the time of my call to order service to get FiOS working in my house. That’s not bad.

You really get to know a company by how they react to problems. Everyone encounters problems sometimes. In my case, Comcast failed in their reaction and Verizon excelled in theirs.

Thank you.

Thing of the Day: The History Channel Presents The War of 1812

A beer my sole prize.
After heroic effort,
No joy in Mudville.

Written by Captain Hops.

References: Comcast took three weeks and three visits to accomplish nothing. Verizon started out strong using an impressive amount of dedication and ingenuity to delicately muscle through the first couple of problems. Things seemed to be going well. Visible work was getting done. Items were looking complete. When hurdles came up, they threw team members at it. No one gave up. But at the end of the day… still no internet, still no TV, and now no dial tone. They say it should all be straightened out first thing in the morning.

Cold despair after
Cruelly broken promises.
But at least there’s beer.

Written by Captain Hops.

References: After three attempts by Comcast have accomplished exactly nothing, Verizon says they can put in FiOS tomorrow morning. Dare I hope?

If they can pull this off, they will earn the respect, admiration, and praises of this prestigious publication.

If they can pull this off, it will give me the opportunity to tell Comcast to shove it up their asses.

If they can pull this off, frankly, I’ll be shocked.

We shall see, gentle reader, if they can pull this off.

Thing of the Day: You’re Not As Good As You Think You Are: A Demotivational Guide

Waiting with my beer
For Godot, the cable guy
Then he can’t fix it

Written by Captain Hops.

References: You wait for hours. If they arrive, they tell you they can’t fix the problem. Then they go away. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.

A show of hands… Has anyone ever had a Comcast guy come within the time frame specified and actually fix the problem on the first try? I don’t think I ever have.

Waiting for Godot in Wikipedia

Perched in my lawn chair
Beer in my hand. Knee wrapped up.
Watching the grass grow

Written by Captain Hops.

References: Boy does the grass grow quickly when you are unable to keep it mowed. For anyone keeping track, my knee is recovering nicely. But I wouldn’t want to risk it by mowing the lawn.

Maybe I need to get one of these:
Thing of the Day: Swisher 52-Inch Zero Turning Radius Riding Lawn Mower With 24 HP Briggs & Stratton Engine

Quantum of Solace
Shared glass of Blue Chimay
Friendship grows on this

Written by Footloose.

Thing of the Day: All About Beer

Just hang out with her
and you’ll know why I call her
“A bar too far”

Written by Captain Hops.

References: You know who you are…
Thing of the Day: A Bridge Too Far (Collector’s Edition) (1977)