It’s time for change! Americans everywhere are sick and tired of the same-old, greedy, crooked, martini-drinking set in Washington.
We don’t need chardonnay sipping somebodies taking our money and spending it on ridiculous pet projects.
We can’t trust cocktail chugging chickenhawks spreading our military over the globe and not taking care of our brave men and women when they come back from those foreign war zones.
It’s time to take a swig of Democracy’s drink and put an honest-to-God, tell-it-like-it-is, one-of-the-people, beer-drinking American in the top post.
Vote Beer for President and see how quickly we can clean up this out of touch government and get back on the road to success.
I am Beer and I approve this message.
