Waiting with my beer
For Godot, the cable guy
Then he can’t fix it
Written by Captain Hops.
References: You wait for hours. If they arrive, they tell you they can’t fix the problem. Then they go away. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.
A show of hands… Has anyone ever had a Comcast guy come within the time frame specified and actually fix the problem on the first try? I don’t think I ever have.