It’s so damn stressful
on the political trail
make it a double

Contributed by Captain Hops.

References: Kerry and the “Beer Bong” From the New York Times – Free registration required.
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in a cup or cone
do you want one or two scoops
that’s an ice cold beer

Contributed by Captain Hops.

References: Beer flavour ice cream is a big hit
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Pressed black tuxedo
Dripping with malt scented foam
Beer – shaken not stirred

Contributed by Captain Hops.

References: James Bond Bows to Beer
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“Ozapft is!” Twelve shots.
The merriment flows like beer.
Oh. That’s redundent.

Contributed by Captain Hops.

References: Beer flows freely as Oktoberfest opens in Munich
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Good work’s hard to find
I need a better agent
Next stop… a pizza.

Contributed by Captain Hops.

References: Our Father, who art in MySpace – from the Telegraph
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Finally, The Truth!
Beer drinkers make more money.
See you at the bar!

Contributed by Captain Hops.

References: This study shows that social drinkers make 10%-14% more money than those that abstain or drink alone. Report: Drinkers Earn More Money Than Non-Drinkers – The full study. Keep in mind that the income benefits disappear for people that have more than 35 drinks a week. Oh yeah, and you should probably not dance on the table.
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